Tuesday, September 29, 2009

HALLMARK CARDS YOU'LL NEVER SEE

"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder ................What Was I Thinking?"

"Congratulations on your wedding day! .............Too bad no one likes your wife".

"How could two people as beautiful as you ...............have such an ugly baby?"

"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, ... someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind".

"I must admit, you brought religion in my life; ......... I never believed in Hell, until I married you".

"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am ...... that you're not here to ruin things for me".

"As we grow older, hon, I think of all the gifts you've given me, ..... Like the need for therapy".

"Thanks for being a part ofmy life. ......... I never knew what evil was before this".

"Someday I hope to get married; ................... but not to you".

"You look great for your age. ....................... almost Lifelike".

"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, ........ I think it's time you kept your promise".

And lastly --

"I'm so miserable without you, ........... it's almost like you're here".

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